martes, 16 de noviembre de 2010

Miss Playboy and time management.

Something that always bothered me commercial television is the search for faces and bodies "nice" to the presentation of programs and starring roles in series or in the Colombian case of many of his soup operas aside and behind, in the last place, what could be the most important, the talent. The Hungarians are no exception in this regard. For the reality host decided to leave the presentation to a Hungarian Playmate, very famous in the local environment by taking part in Miss Universe to represent her country and have posed many times as God brought the world for the Playboy magazine in Hungarian version. These being the only scrolls forward by the lady to present a program, in which although should not have much talent, all that is asked is that you have just a bit of good memory to memorize texts of 2 or 3 lines showing images then will be on the screen, but I think this is too much to ask for this lady.

That's why after a time spent living with her and after overcoming the initial attraction that your body, because there's no denying, she’s hot, (though her face appears a hasty arrival at 40 when in fact she’s only 32) I started to take him a grudge, that hour of sleep makes me lose their continuous mistakes overtime unpaid work associated with their lack of memory have earned one of the first places on my list of undesirable persons. How can she say seven texts in which the longest is no more than four lines this Playmate take 3 or 3 ½ hours, in addition to a total lack of pragmatism in the Hungarian production after each of the texts should change clothes and hairstyle have been recording what they call Stand Ups, the eldest of my headaches.
AH! Because I forgot, they love to do at night after seven or eight, or six in the morning and of course, with the crane, that beautiful machine that fascinates them and it seems that they had come to discover South American lands. A friend told me not to blame, that the body certainly is Miss never had to strive to learn or study anything because all she had given her ass and tits, and even reason will my friend, but then all my hate lies in which she was hired for this job and also entranced by her voluptuous body want to show all the time in the program, my eternal gratitude to them, my sleepy eyes will thank you forever.

Another thing I think will be a recurring theme in this space will be the problems of communication or linguistic tangles. As I said, not many of them speak English or Spanish or a language that I can try to understand, but the few who speak English would have surprised Toms, those funny and friendly Swedes who left the production before, and me the odd time management. Always before starting a recording, or for some reason are expecting anything approaching us to ask, "How many times before we can start?" The first two times I heard this question did not understand what they meant and my answer is always was a smile with a thumbs up, the next, and given that he had become a recurring question answered, "once" because if you start something it already started, but my response never convinced them and they just stayed retired or speaking in his lenguange at me while I was in my work until Toms, laughing, I made me realize that what they wanted to ask was "How soon can we start?" O "how long you need so we can start? "and believe me this does not seek to be presumptuous with my English level, much less, which is not above average, just one of the examples that I have to show that we do better communicating in sign language with the tongue.

And my final message is for the hostess, dear Eva How many times before can you learn your fukings lines?

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